MAKE A PIRATE SWORD IN FIVE MINUTES

Kids are basically very small drunk people. Drunk people + swords = pirates! Entertain your little drunken sailors with this easy paper pirate sword.

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  • Scissors
  • Tape
  • A small piece of cardboard
  • Some wrapping paper. You could use newspaper – but let’s be serious, when was the last time someone with kids under five read a newspaper?

Once complete, pack away breakables and prepare for swashbuckling.

 Photography, video & styling: Emma Scott-Child