The word ‘moist’ is one of those words that sounds gross and creepy however you say it – I’ve long thought that the most uncomfortable phrase in the English language is ‘moist coin-purse’. It’s not even rude, it just sounds weird – But I’m going to persist with using the word moist in this post for the sake of a good hack.
This idea came to me while scoffing an M&S fruit salad on the bus and I’ve been waiting for the perfect situation to give it a try. Hello Valentine’s Day! Add a little extra love to someone’s fruit salad today…
- Some red grapes – make sure they aren’t too circular, you want really long egg-shaped ones, which make better heart shapes.
It’s bloody freezing today. Like, lip-shiveringly, toe-numbingly freezing. In times like this you have to ask yourself, what would a pirate do? (Obvs). The answer is hot rum. And to add a dash of tropical optimism, chuck in some limes.
Here’s my recipe for hot piratey rum to ease you into the weekend.
How are we all going on our new year’s resolutions? Great? Smashing it? Totally failing?! Yep That’s me.
Every year I have a resolution to drink more water. Every year I fail. I just forget. I have too many things to remember to also get up seven times during the day to refill my glass.