I’m not about to pretend this is a hack, everyone knows this, it’s more of a reminder. A little forward planning to help you out the next time you’re going to use a roll of tape. Don’t drive yourself potty trying to find the end of the roll, just fold over the end, because you know the next time you need it you’ll be flapping around wrapping whats-his-name’s birthday present on your way out the door to his party, at a soft play centre somewhere you’ve never heard of – and you’re already 15 minutes late.
If the germaphobes of the internet are to be believed, I may as well be typing this on a dog turd. According to experts, computer keyboards are dirtier than toilet seats and you’re probably about to fall down dead because one of the 1500 types of bacteria on your keyboard has finally done you in.
You’re on holiday and you managed to beat the Germans to a good towel spot, so you’re staying there all day. Where do you put your cash when you want to go for a swim? Inside a tennis ball, of course, but you might want to watch out for dogs.
Madly packing at the end of a holiday and need a bag for your shoes? An excellent excuse to steal the free stuff in the bathroom. Make use of the hotel shower cap and use it to protect your clothes from grubby soles!